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WHO OWNS THE CASH?
HELLO all, this is a slight humor.
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said,
“Your Honour. I brought the child into this world
with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.”
The judge turns to the husband and says,
“What do you have to say in your defence?”
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose.
“Your Honour, if I put my ATM card into a
cash-dispensing machine and the cash comes out...
whose cash is it? The machine's or mine?”
Oh! By the way the rules is: THOU SHALL NOT LAUGH!
Just answer the question!
WHO OWNS THE CASH?
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said,
“Your Honour. I brought the child into this world
with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.”
The judge turns to the husband and says,
“What do you have to say in your defence?”
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose.
“Your Honour, if I put my ATM card into a
cash-dispensing machine and the cash comes out...
whose cash is it? The machine's or mine?”
Oh! By the way the rules is: THOU SHALL NOT LAUGH!
Just answer the question!
WHO OWNS THE CASH?
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Comment by Komolafe Temitope OLaniyi on September 20, 2009 at 18:05 -
Bakare, what if the ATM is unable to dispense the cash. Bros, let just say the cash is for the ATM. There are times we put Once ATM in that dispensing machine knowingfully we have cash in it yet the machine will dispence nothing. how sure is even the man that he own the child, he better leave the child with the woman.
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Comment by Rm BAKARE Oluwatelefunmi O.M on September 16, 2009 at 16:38 -
Very funny....... who else, the husband ofcourse, and let the child be at the man custody, bcos the man owns the atm card, his wife is cash dispensing machine, 4ever the cash will always belong to the man.
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