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The Mischievious HouseBoy!
Omoefe is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss was suspicious and decided to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).
Omoefe as usual, drank from the wine and topped it up with water (to replace what he drank).
But unfortunately for him, immediately he added water the pastis became milky. And when the Boss came back and noticed it, he knew he had nailed Omoefe. Omoefe also knew that he was in trouble and decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife and said he would call Omoefe to come and acknowledge his evil ways.
"Omoefe!", he called from the sitting room.
Omoefe answered: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pastis?".
No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "
Omoefe retorted that "when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name"
"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, you stay beside Madam, while I'll go in the kitchen, and you will ask me a question ".
Omoefe accepted.
The Boss went in the kitchen and Omoefe shouted: "Boss".
He answered: "Yes, Omoefe".
"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when the Madam is not there? "
No answer.
Omoefe shouted again: "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"
No answer.
Third time; "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"
The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Omoefe, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name ".
God Bless you.
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Omoefe as usual, drank from the wine and topped it up with water (to replace what he drank).
But unfortunately for him, immediately he added water the pastis became milky. And when the Boss came back and noticed it, he knew he had nailed Omoefe. Omoefe also knew that he was in trouble and decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife and said he would call Omoefe to come and acknowledge his evil ways.
"Omoefe!", he called from the sitting room.
Omoefe answered: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pastis?".
No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "
Omoefe retorted that "when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name"
"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, you stay beside Madam, while I'll go in the kitchen, and you will ask me a question ".
Omoefe accepted.
The Boss went in the kitchen and Omoefe shouted: "Boss".
He answered: "Yes, Omoefe".
"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when the Madam is not there? "
No answer.
Omoefe shouted again: "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"
No answer.
Third time; "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"
The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Omoefe, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name ".
God Bless you.
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Add a Comment
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Comment by Badmos Adetutu Omolara on October 6, 2009 at 16:01 -
i no fit talk
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Comment by amaka love on September 9, 2009 at 17:05 -
that was very funny. i hope the boss did not sack the house boy
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Comment by IDOWU AFOLABI on September 9, 2009 at 12:32 -
this is graet keep it up, dont crack my rib
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Comment by Abbey on September 4, 2009 at 11:26 -
It is a nice joke
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Comment by castro dan on September 1, 2009 at 16:04 -
infact the boy is really smart
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Comment by Leuna on August 29, 2009 at 11:49 -
omoefe na bad sharp guy...
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Comment by Dayo Edunjobi on August 28, 2009 at 17:31 -
@Isaac. Abi ooo....lol
@mokolade. Not really, I just have a very high sense of humour.
@Akinnifesi. Clever?, who'll not be clever in such a dilemma.......lol
@Amaka. Hahahahaha........ don't worry it's just 2:0, gals can win with a larger margin another time........lol. Don't mind me I think you have a point BIG CROOKS they sure are! Somebody, please call EFCC......lol
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Comment by Amaka on August 27, 2009 at 18:02
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D OGA AND D HOUSE BOY ARE CROOKS......................
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Comment by clever clinton on August 26, 2009 at 14:47 -
ya it is very funny and educative and also an interesting joke
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Comment by JOHN NSA on August 24, 2009 at 18:21 -
Old boy that one pass joke-o. Very funny though.
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