WaT is LoVE

Let me put it dis way,
someone(a female if u're a male) puts a soldier
ant in ur head nd promises to control it (4
allowing, u're already in s***), if d promise is kept,
u are half OK! but if nt, u're frustrated 4 a very
long tim dependin on who dies first btween u nd
d ant...lol.... How do u define it?